All I Can Do Now Is Root For The Cowboys To Fail As Hard As The Redskins

I love nothing more than the Cowboys failing. Than Jerry Jones’ smug ass failing. Than the entire fanbase of the Cowboys who have never been west of the Mississippi failing. So the fact the Cowboys are bringing back Garrett and Linehan is the only good thing going for me in the football world right now.

Yes, I get it’s depressing that the Redskins are so bad the only thing that I can get excited about is the Cowboys joining us in the dumpster. I understand I can’t even make fun of them that much because of how fall we’ve fallen. I think the only team worse than us are the Jets…maybe. The Redskins are so bad, so dysfunctional, so behind the 8 ball that the Cowboys deciding to bring back Linehan is the best thing that will happen to the Skins this offseason. That’s depressing that I have nothing to look forward to. All I can do now is root for the Cowboys demise.

I don’t believe in Dak. I think he stinks. We know Garrett is a yes-man and Linehan has proven to be iffy at best. But despite all that, they made a little run this year. And it sucked. But are they for real? God I hope not. Good god I need them to crash and burn to save my sanity. If we’re stuck with Bruce Allen, the Cowboys need to be stuck in eternal damnation as well. If not, then what’s this all for? What’s it all about. Let us pray they are digging their own grave and won’t be ruining my life for years to come.