President Trump's Menu For The Clemson Tigers National Championship Team Sounds Fucking Delicious

This is one of those times where people are gonna shit on the President more than they should. You think the big bubbas down front want a fancy Bouillabaisse full of shrimp, lobster, crab in a light flavorful healthy broth?

You think the DBs want a skillet cod with lemon and capers featuring a light dusting of flour which gives these cod fillets a delicate crust and helps thicken the pan sauce you make immediately after. It’s a simple dinner that feels effortlessly elegant, no doubt. But you think that’s what they want to celebrate a FOOTBALL championship?

You think the linebackers want smoked salmon potato cakes with herbed crème fraîche? The smoked salmon takes this crispy potato cake to a whole new level; there’s no doubt about that. It’s an incredibly simple dish that has a great presentation which the players would be sure to love but that’s not what you want on a celebration night.

No. You want the goods. You want that Mickey Ds. You want that BK broiler. You want that double stack. Bitch, you want fast food!

It’s their favorite.