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Sex At First Sight? Science Says Dont Wait... Copulate


So much for that whole “why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” myth.

Fast sex actually helps initiate stronger relationships, according to a new joint study from a team of Israeli psychologists and the University of Rochester Department of Clinical and Social Sciences.

“Sex may set the stage for deepening the emotional connection between strangers,” says the study’s lead author Gurit Birnbaum, a social psychologist and associate professor at the IDC Herzliya. “This holds true for both men and women. Sex motivates human beings to connect, regardless of gender.”

In four studies, participants were introduced to a stranger of the opposite sex. Researchers found that anonymous attraction triggered behaviors that can promote emotional bonding.

“Although sexual urges and emotional attachments are distinct feelings, evolutionary and social processes likely have rendered humans particularly prone to becoming romantically attached to partners to whom they are sexually attracted,” says co-author Harry Reis, a professor of psychology and Dean’s Professor in Arts, Sciences & Engineering at the University of Rochester.

This is wonderful news, everyone. Finally, we don’t have to wait to do it with someone we just met because we believe in science.

For years we have said, “M’lady, please put your panties back on. Not trying to have sex with you at this moment in time and it’s not because I’m impotent. It’s because I love you and love the possibility of a long future together that doesn’t solely revolve around the wondrous pleasures of your vaginal cavity of which I’ll experience at a later date should you so choose.”

Now we can just say, “Sure! Keep em off!”

Doesn’t even matter where you are in the world. You can just see someone, lock eyes, look over at the beauty that is the Irish countryside and start humping your dick raw because that’s how you build a longterm relationship.

Feel free to put this link as your Bubble Bio. I dont know how dating sites work because I’m kinda old. Dont think about though. Pay no mind that I’m 36 and writing about dry humping. It’s fine.