Twitter Continues to do the Bears and Cody Parkey Dirty With Their Double Doink Mashups and Alternate Endings

Don’t people have lives?  Don’t they realize that it’s basically baseball season already and everybody was sick of football at this point??

Real talk, this alternate ending to the double doink is worse than the actual double doink itself.  All it does is remind us what could have been.  Total nut shot

Goddamnit this entire week has sucked.  Bears eliminated, Hawks/Bulls stink, MLB free agency is at a standstill, college football is over… and the internet is just roasting Chicago over a bonfire and dousing it with gasoline.

Get me to St. Patrick’s Day please