Columbus Does't Know Or Deserve Artemi Panarin After This Free Alcohol Stunt

Do you even know Artemi, Columbus? Do you even know YOUR client, Dan Milstein? Do you think doing alcohol is cool? Because Artemi doesn’t. Panarin isn’t a big drinker. Here and there on occassion if he’s running around with his Russian buddies. He certainly wouldn’t be swayed to stay with the Blue Jackets because of a lifetime supply of vodka. The people who really care about him(me), already know that. So nice try, High Bank Vodka, but you just played yourself.

I love you Arty. Chicago loves you. And if you do want to drink, it should be happy drinking. Not the type of drinking people would do with a lifetime supply of vodka while living in Columbus. That’s not happy drinking. Look at this place

Just a small little government town with nothing to do. And even though there’s nothing to do their people still don’t come out to support the team.

Come home, Artemi. To a place where people care. To place where you can win. To a place where you know you are a loved.