PETA- Below, please find a statement from PETA Director of Captive Animal Law Enforcement Brittany Peet in response to a video posted on Instagram showing Odell Beckham Jr. “playing football” with a chimpanzee and big cats apparently supplied by the notorious roadside zoo Myrtle Beach Safari:
Congratulations to the army of Odell Beckham haters around the world. You now have PETA in your corner! I wish you all many more years of continuing to be miserable fucks together while the rest of us enjoy life and fun. Now don’t get me wrong, any place that actually treats animals poorly simply for profit deserves to get the Sigfried & Roy treatment from a giant white tiger. But to come at Odell Beckham Jr. for trying to have a little fun on the Gram and making a few animals days by allowing the to toss the pigskin with a future Hall of Famer is completely uncalled for, as is that little injury dig at the end there. I know PETA is trying to get cute and say that one of these animals could attack Odell and injure him. Shit, the way the Giants news cycle has been the last few years between JPP blowing off his fingers and guys getting hurt by dancing in the locker room, I wouldn’t even bat an eyelash if I got an iPhone notification saying “Odell Beckham is expected to miss all of the 2019 season after being mauled by a jungle cat”. But there is just something about PETA saying how it would be a real shame if Odell got injured that sends a shiver down my spine. I don’t trust those bacon-hating, fake blood throwing sons of bitches as far as I can throw them.
Any group that has beef with Odell Beckham and Big Cat are a bunch of assholes and have beef with me, which also just so happens to be for dinner tonight. Rare steak for everyone in the Casa de Clem, including my 4-year-old daughter and 9-month-old son regardless of if that’s remotely a good idea because fuck PETA.