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GOOD NEWS: Baltimore Fugitive Doo-Doo Butt Has Been Captured

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WBAL TV - In a joint effort between the Baltimore Police Department, the Southwestern Regional Police Department in York County, Pennsylvania, and the U.S. Marshals, a man identified as Anthony “Doo-Doo Butt” Ward was arrested in connection with a shooting that stemmed from a road rage incident.

Baltimore police said around 5:30 p.m. on Oct. 30, officers responded to the 3600 block of Frederick Road for a reported shooting where officers found a 20-year-old man suffering from gunshot wounds. He was taken to a hospital in stable condition.

Officials with the York County Police Department said they apprehended Ward, who was wanted on a first-degree murder charge, on Dec. 26 in the 400 block of North Pine Avenue in Spring Grove, Pennsylvania.

Ward is currently in Pennsylvania awaiting extradition to Baltimore City.

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Tough break to have the nickname Doo Doo Butt. You’re never going to get away with anything with that as your nickname. Because any time someone is questioned about you, they are going to get a shit eating grind on their face and not be able to stay strong and protect you. The cop will be like:

Cop: Do you know Anthony Ward?

Person called in for questioning: Naw, never heard of him.

Cop: What about Doo Doo Butt?

Person: Who?

Cop: Doo Doo Butt.

Person: Heh, yeah I know olllllll’ Doo Doo Butt. That rascal.

No matter where Doo Doo Butt hides, he’ll always be found. Just so unfortunate they couldn’t have given him a normal nickname. But as they say, nicknames are earned and I would love to know what DDB did to earn that one. It can’t be pretty.

But alas, the police caught him. Doo Doo Butt is in custody. Guess you can say the cops really….cracked the case. It was a pretty….shitty situation. But they really…took a hot steamy one in his mouth. (Puns).