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Tampa Bay Rays Have The Worst Record In Baseball But Still Don't Mind Riding The Pony In The Dugout

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Last place, still doing the bull dance. Feeling the flow. Workin it. They lost the game to the Marlins 11-6, btw. I suppose if I was making 7 figures to play a childhood game I’d be happy win or lose, too.

Get your team together, Madden. You’ve proven you’re too good of a coach to let this shit fly. The Rays are a much better team than they’ve been playing but this is a slap in the face to the dozens of fans who follow baseball in Tampa Bay. But if the hapless Phillies decided to whip out a pony during their current 6 game losing streak they would be tarred, feathered and run out of town. Actually, that not too far from that happening right now regardless. Maybe some grab ass in the dugout might expedite the process and force this team to rebuild sooner than later. Get Jimmy to ride Dom Brown’s hammer as a pony, please.