Cardi B Pauses New Zealand Concert To Pick Her Thong Wedgie

(VIA DAILYMAIL)

Looks like Cardi B read my blog about thong wedgies. Just pausing her concert to pick her wedgie like any bad bitch would do. I actually have a love/hate relationship with this story. I’m really happy Cardi B took my words of wisdom and applied it to her life but now everyone is going to give Cardi B the credit for making it acceptable to pick your wedgie publicly, even though she didn’t even pick it on stage. Pussy.

Do I now have to get on a stage and pick my wedgie for the world to see just to prove something? Or can I trust that I’ll be the one who gets credit for this? Someone did DM me asking if I was the one who wrote the thong wedgies blog.

It shouldn’t be a question though. Everyone should know it was me. If you think Cardi B started this just remember where you read it first.