British Nanny Goes To Vegas Employed, Leaves Vegas Unemployed
I like to imagine an adorable British family sitting around the fire over the holidays, tree glowing, Christmas tunes gently playing over the speakers as the kids play with their gifts.
“I wonder if our nanny liked the gifts we got her this year,” the wife says to her husband.
It was a gift card to Sephora, a clay bowl the children made & a beautiful Angora sweater.
Nestled on the love seat, they scroll the iPad together reading the news. Annnnd there’s their nanny.
From The Daily Mail UK:
A British bride who married on Christmas Day after meeting her date for the first time has lost her job over bondage party pictures.
Sarah Edwards admitted she has a ‘very high sex drive’ and enjoys attending fetish parties.
The 34-year-old also said she enjoyed the ‘fetish and BDSM’ scene having been taken to a party in Brighton a month ago – where she was pictured wearing the same blue light-up trainers as at her Las Vegas wedding.
But it now transpires Mrs Edwards- who married husband Paul, 36, days after they met on dating app Bumble in Vegas- has lost her job as a nanny after the photos of her in a topless corset emerged.
Let your freak flag fly. If you’re into being humiliated in a basement where people are dressed like leather horses then, hay, good on ya. But if you have a job that requires a certain level of sensitivity for the sake of others, especially kids, maybe don’t do these kind of things so publicly. This Edwards lady could be the best nanny ever, like cuts sandwiches into sailboat shapes & top notch pipe-cleaner crafts, & I still would not want her watching my kids after all this came out. I make a lot of poor life choices but this is… a bit much.
She met a guy off Bumble and married him ASAP in Vegas, reveled in the attention & was thrust even further into the spotlight when photos from The Torture Garden Club (London tea spot?) came out with a guy whose mom apparently made his bondage gear…
“I went to the party on my third or fourth date with a guy. He made his outfit. He got his mum to make his out of leather.”
I think that would have been the kicker for me as the employer. If you’re hanging out with a guy whose mum makes his bondage gear, you’re out. This is probably why I’m not a parent.
Side note, looks like her employment status is not the only issue the new couple is working through right now. Oy.
Hopefully she finds a new profession where it’s already assumed & accepted that you’re a total freak-a-leak on the side, like politics or a high powered finance position.
Side note, now that I’ve ripped on them this will be the kind of thing where she wins the lottery & they end up happily married for 50 years while I die alone with my wilting plants.