Wife May Get Charged With Attempted Murder For Biting Husbands Dick After He Entered Her Kitchen

INDIA – Jitendra Patel, 30, wanted to cook food and his wife, Uma Patel,27,= of Madhya Pradesh, India, simply did not want him in her kitchen. Uma got violent after he attempted to enter and began to attack her husband with whatever she could get to hand. During the scuffle Jitendra’s towel fell down exposing his vital parts. She allegedly grabbed his testicles and bit his penis. Jitendra, however, refused to undergo a medical examination, fearing public humiliation. His wife was booked and released on bail. After a counselling session by police, they agreed to stay together. But when his penis became infected, he discussed the matter with a close friend who advised him to use a traditional cure with local herbs. However, things worsened after his penis swelled with a pus formation. It was after this that he went to see doctor. He was hospitalized immediately after the examination and later underwent surgery. Police officers are likely to add more charges like ‘attempt to murder’ against Jitendra’s wife.

Just when you thought women in the kitchen jokes were beaten worse than a dead horse, an entire stereotype rises from the ashes in, where else, Florida India. Why don’t women wear watches in India? It’s because there’s a clock above the stove! BOOM! Roasted. Or because they’re poor. Yeah, probably the latter. But you have to love the passion of Uma defending her turf. I can’t bribe a woman to walk 5 steps to make me a PB & J and this irate Indian loves it so much she’ll defend her homebase to the death. Nobody, and I mean nobody, comes into Uma’s kitchen, and pushes her around.

Get those police counselors in Vienna and have them working on psychology of the brain, STAT. If you can convince a man to stay with his wife after infecting his dick with a bite worthy of the Jaws Of Life, you need to be working with the best of the best.