I Played Dice And Shot Luged With Barstool Breakfast, Now I'm Hung Over
Last night Barstool had the annual holiday party at a place with incredible chicken & waffles on a stick, but the worst bouncers. One of the guardians of the velvet rope wouldn’t let @KayceSmith into the bar because her ID was expired. I was hammered at this point, but according to rumors swirling around on the inside of the bar, I heard a billion* people went out to vouch for her. The bouncer still wouldn’t let her in. Bruh. Forget common sense from the real world for a second, and go to Bouncer 101: If an attractive girl is doing everything in her power to get through the door of your bar, open the gate up. I did not start this blog to white knight for Kayce or promote our Petcon that is great. Video Here.
I came here to complain about the injustices of the bouncer shutting down our dice game going on in the back of the bar, twice. I’m not saying we were in the right playing dice in the bar, I’m just saying I THOUGHT THIS WAS NEW YORK CITY?
Apparently, the Randy Marsh defense and having an Avenger Esq Hulk (Willie Colon) on your side aren’t grounds to do whatever you want in a bar. You live and you learn. It probably was best the game was shut down before I embarrassed myself and started yelling “Hot hand in a dice game, baby girl” like I know I would have after double fisting Red Stripes all night. I was drinking like a kid who just turned 21 and growing up consumed too much ESPN. Hooray Beer!
Barstool Breakfast may be the best group to party with at Barstool, and that is saying a lot. But, I’m too hungover to even think about debating who I’d rather drink with. Large was dressed in a Santa suit pouring out heaping helpings of vodka down the Barstool shot luge. For the good of the company, I didn’t see that whole crew together for too long. They were all off doing making sure the party didn’t die.
I fear the day I’m out and Large, Chef, and Willie are together at the same party. There will be drinking casualties for all parties involved.