Put the phone down, Kanye! There’s no need to take to your wife’s Twitter to tell the world about all the boundaries you’ve broken. Nobody will believe you’ve changed the world because Kim K told us you have. (Well some people will, but none that matter.) Sure you’ve changed the music scene – no question about that – but that’s where you should have stopped if you wanted to fool us. Because fashion genius? Really?
We’ve seen your clothing line, the jig is up.
UNLESS… well, maybe you’re pulling a fast one on us. Maybe you’ve created hideous garments just to see if people are stupid enough to drop $1350 on a holey sweater the color of baby poop because Kanye West says it’s cool.
If that has been the scheme all along, then yeah, “Kim K” is right: You are a fucking genius.
But if it’s not, then give your wife back her phone. She has selfies to take.
P.S. Kim, if you are NOT ok, blink once.