(Source) With glossy locks, full lips and perfectly shaped eyebrows, she stares willfully at the camera. This striking picture of glamour model Angela Coates has been dubbed America’s new hot mugshot. The 22-year-old, a former Jet Magazine ‘Beauty of the Week’, was reportedly arrested for disorderly conduct in Dekalb County, Georgia, last month. Her mugshot has since gone viral, with hundreds of tweeters commenting on her good looks and offering to pay her $360 bail. One user wrote: ‘If you’re not committed to setting Angela Coates free, you’re either a loser or your gf [girlfriend] is looking at all of your tweets.’
I have a question that may seem dumb. How do hot chicks ever get arrested? I don’t understand that. Like if you’re a hot chick how do you not get out of being arrested every time? I guess if it’s a woman arresting you that would make sense but if it’s a male officer it should be literally impossible to get arrested if you’re an 8 or above. We all have dicks, we all know what happens when a hot chick gives us attention. You’re telling me you can’t sweet talk a police officer out of an arrest? I feel like that would be the easiest thing to do in the world. Just say you’ll go on a date with him or do that thing that strippers do when they pretend to laugh at our jokes. We’re all morons when a hot chick is around us. Our brains don’t actually work. We can be duped in a second. So really this whole viral hot mugshot comes down to one thing. Angela Coates wanted to get arrested. She wanted to go to jail and be the queen b on the cell block. Talking pussy licked for days. That’s the only explanation, because if you look like she does you should never wind up in jail. Inexcusable.
The only follower I have in common with her is ‘Toine. Hope he hits that, he could use a win.