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You ever watch a video that makes you question humanity in a way you never thought was possible? A video that makes you want to both throw up AND crawl into a hole of no return, at the same time? This video is the perfect combination of disgust, discomfort, and complete repulsion.

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Whether or not this guy was trolling is irrelevant. The video is too real and the message was delivered in such a way that when my poor, innocent Juno driver heard the ramblings of this pervert coming from my phone, he turned around and gave me a stern look of judgement that said “I’m about to one star the hell out of you.”

I don’t blame him. I should’ve put my headphones on. But I didn’t know what was coming. I didn’t know I would be subjecting my driver to the sounds of…

“How about this, let’s make a deal: if my song makes you wet, and it soaks through your pants, I get a kiss on the cheek.”

This NSYNC-wannabe is the same guy who goes up to women in bars with a “say girl, can I buy your sexy lookin’ ass a drink?” Of course when the woman politely declines “no thanks, I already have a drink,” he’s the guy who gets that crinkle in between his eyebrows, looks her straight in the eyes, and throws out a misguided/aggressive, “WELL FUCK YOU THEN!”

Yup. I’d sooner fuck myself than this dude. 1000 out of 1000 times.

(P.S. Here’s a tip, maybe make your bed before you attempt to lure ladies into it, fella.)

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