That Was Fucking Awesome

I honestly don’t know where to go with this blog, but I just felt like something should go up on the site after that Monday Night Football game lived up to the hype and then some which will cause me to stay awake for at least another hour like an asshole followed by my kids waking me up 2 hours later. Nights like tonight are what we will remember when we are fiending for football after the Super Bowl is over and the combine is still weeks away or during the dog days of summer. You had Patrick Mahomes slinging the shit out of the ball, Tyreek smoking fools, Aaron Donald manhandling linemen, Jared Goff’s nuts dropping in crunch time as Sean McVay calls plays like a wizard or Walt Disney character or something.

Andy Reid then turning into Grumpy Andy and shoving Goff’s new nuts down his throat.

Oh yeah and Ndamukong Suh doing Ndamukong Suh things.

At the end of the game there were 105 fucking points scored in an NFL game that somehow didn’t include a Todd Gurley touchdown for the first time all season. Unreal.

Best offensive football I have seen played since Eli Manning threw one (1) incomplete pass yesterday.

Now I would include a bunch of highlights from that real life Madden game we just watched on our TVs, but Dictator Goodell wouldn’t allow them to play on the blog anyway. Actually I will include the greatest highlight of all from the night which was a classic throwback.

Big Baby Reid was an absolute unit and will forever be my favorite NFL video that doesn’t include a Giants Super Bowl victory.

I also can’t believe this wild turn of events took place tonight. It feels like it happened 100 years ago.

Anyway, what a fucking game. Offenses going absolutely bananas, defenses getting torn to shreds but still putting up touchdowns themselves, and the refs sucking but not completely ruining the game. Lets run this back in February, unless the Saints, Patriots, or Giants have anything to say about it.

Some ridiculous numbers from the game:

Brutal ricochet shot for the Bills and their fans.

The Giants truly cannot buy a bucket during primetime games this season.

The secret to beating the Chiefs is apparently letting them score at will.

Tony Dungy fucking called it.

This just flat out doesn’t register in my dumb brain.

Same here.

Obviously the Over hit early and the spread was a push. But I would like to give a sincere shout out to anybody that was locked in a fantasy battle during that mayhem. No person should have to live with the ups and downs that tonight’s game provided unless they were Chiefs or Rams fans. Hopefully you came out alive from that perfect storm of fantasy studs racking up fantasy points all the way until the very end of the game. And if you lost your fantasy matchup in absolute heartbreaking fashion after putting up a zillion points, this video is for you.

Oh yeah and to the people in charge of the field at Estadio Azteca or growing the NFL in Mexico: