Tail As Old As Time: Rat Chases Pussy

Well ladies, we know how this goes… another dirty rat out there chasin’ pussy. (Heyyyo, heh heh. Oh man I hate myself. Wowzers. Like, a lot.)

Anyways, in the case of the actual animals I think it’s a little more unusual. In this video apparently taken somewhere in France the rat goes full Jerry on that Tom-cat & flips the script. Like the tweet said, the rat likely hails from New York with that attitude.

I’ve seen enough of ‘em around the city on garbage days to say I feel like they’re getting stronger & braver with time. They’re sitting on the garbage bags rippin’ cigs & holding tiny shanks, they’re flipping little kids off from the shadows of the alley, they’re taking your mom’s job…

(Heyyyo, heh heh. Oh God…)