Smokebro Of The Day: Royal Norwegian Navy Sexy Viking Man Military Edition

Beklager means ‘sorry’ in Norway & I just gotta say, “beklager I’m not beklager”.

“Sorry I’m not sorry” for going overboard on this Norwegian Navy Smokebro. He’s like a Viking Chris Hemsworth, and I’m more horned up than one of their helmets right now.

That’s weird, nobody’s splashing but I’m all… wet, heh heh ::WIGGLES EYEBROWS FOLLOWING STRONG INNUENDO::

Here he is interacting with a bunch of animals:

Kate – ::just told him a joke::
Lasse –

This makes me want to get captured by a dragon. Because he’d absolutely drop whatever he was doing to save me, a 32 year old divorced woman who lives in a sunroom in Queens.

Military man blending in with the squad. He does a better French braid than I do…

You ever just wanna be a motorcycle seat? heh, heh

The weekend is upon us & I just wanna be a ho, ho, ho.

Ok, that’s all I got. Terrible.
Happy Friday!