Harvard Scientists Say Aliens Sent A "Fully Operational Probe" That Passed By The Earth

A “cigar-shaped” object known as Oumuamua passed through the solar system in 2017. Two scientists at Havard’s Institute for Theory and Computation (ITC) have speculated that its unusual trajectory and acceleration could mean it was part of an alien probe or vessel, such as a solar sail. 

Take this with a grain of salt considering it’s Harvard scientists and not a real school like Yale*, but it’s still pretty wild.  Not kooks out in the mountains…not Alex Jones…but IVY LEAGUE SCIENTISTS think that aliens sent a “fully operational probe” to Earth.

An Alien civilization sent a spy cam at our planet.

I believe them yo.  I don’t know why but I do.

Don’t forget Stephen Hawking said there’s a better chance than not that there are aliens out there, plus I think anyone with any understanding of the universe (this is not to suggest that I am one of them) knows it’s nearly impossible that there are no other lifeforms out there.

Whether they’re massive robots hell bent on face fucking us with laser beams or friendly little green critters with antennas remains to be seen. Pulling for the former.

Please wipe us out.  Please.

*3 Barstool bloggers from Harvard, none from Yale. Makes you think.