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Fight Church Looks Like One Hell Of A Holy Time

JESUS NEVER TAPPED OUT!

1st Rule of FIGHT CHURCH: You don’t talk about FIGHT CHURCH No homos. Just two dudes going at it shirtless till one goes limp.

Ah, yes. I remember going to CCD and learning about that time Jesus challenged Judas to the Octagon and gave one of the best flying knee/spinning backfist combinations in recorded history, thereby spreading the Good Word. Seems only logical to continue the practice of Mixed Martial Arts in today’s Christian teachings, especially with the kids. The scripture writes itself:

“Can you love your neighbor as yourself and then at the same time knee him in the face as hard as you can?” -Tapout, 4:15

Seems like if the Crusades can be carried out in Christ’s name then a little bit of Fight Club in the basement in between the communion and AA meeting should be a cakewalk. So Amen to that.