What's The Best And Worst Halloween Candy? I Want YOU, The Stoolies, To Decide!
As is tradition, there have been a million articles, blogs, videos, piece of #content created about what type of Halloween candy is the best/worst/most popular/yada yada yada. Chaps blogged about those nerds at FiveThirtyEight’s rankings, which he disparaged before singing the praises of these five candy bars.
1. Payday
2. Caramello
3. Butterfinger
4. Almond Joy
5. Zero Bars
As the old saying goes, you can take the blogger out of Florida, but you can’t take the Florida out of the blogger.
I was ready to respond with a blog of my own stating which were my favorite candies, which were for the poors, and which are so bad you should kill yourself if you like them. But since that subjective blog has likely also been done at Barstool multiple times, I figure lets have the Stoolies decide this by using a system other than the most upvoted comment not involving the list of naked girls in your area.
So choose your favorite and least favorite halloween candy below to see what wins the Stoolies Choice Award.
One very important thing: This vote is for halloween candy AKA the Snack Size candies you get while trick or treating. So that means Twix are only one tiny bar, Starburst comes with only 2 fruit chews (which could be a double lemon), Kit Kat is a miniature 2 piece, and a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup…well is a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. We all know that’s going to be the winner. But I want to see which candy takes home the silver and which candy is the most hated candy by Stoolies worldwide. Make sure to vote honestly. There is no judging here unless you like/give out pennies or toothbrushes. In that case, fuck you.
Pick your Top 3 and Bottom 3 candies below:
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P.S. Remember that time I wiped the floor with KFC in the Snackin’ Off Halloween Candy Draft? That was awesome.
P.P.S. RIP In Peace Snackin’ Off. Hopefully you are scaring kids from beyond the grave on this all hallows eve 