Kylie Jenner Just Gave Her Mom A $250,000 Ferrari For Her Birthday

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I’ve thought a lot about this (more than I’d like to admit, at least) and I have to be honest, I’m not sure Kris Jenner even cares. I know she let out a bunch of “oh my gods” and really hammed it up, but at the end of the day, if Kris Jenner wants a Ferrari 488, she’ll buy herself a Ferrari 488. Sure it’s a nice gesture from Kylie, but Kylie is a billionaire. Bitch has a BILLION dollars, buying her mom a $250,000 car is like you getting your mom a $25 Bed Bath and Beyond gift card. Yeah your mom will give you a hug and thank you, but 25 dollars isn’t going to break the bank for you, nor is a Ferarri 488 for her.

And that must kinda suck in a way, right? Yes, I’m trying to find whatever the opposite of a silver lining is. Nothing can ever make these people genuinely happy. Nothing will ever excite them. Kris probably had to go back inside and cancel her order for the Ferrari. Reason: “Oh, my daughter decided to buy me one instead. I can’t cancel it? Ah fuck it, I’ll just have two, who cares”. Also I’m pretty sure in the background of the video you can see like, a Bentley in the driveway. So now she has something to drive if she doesn’t feel like driving any of her other mid 6 figure cars, so that’s nice.

Good news for Kris though, now the rest of the family is jealous and someone is probably going to have to give her a plane or something to top it.

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And am I totally misreading it or does Khloe think the phrase is “chess mate” and not “check mate”?