Real Life Mean Girls: Soccer Player Lays Out An Opponent With A Right Cross

There is nobody – and I mean, NOBODY – meaner on Planet Earth than a teenage girl.  There’s not even a distant second.  Teenage girls are the human embodiment of the devil.  The AntiChrist.   They will rip you apart limb from limb.  The movie Mean Girls isn’t even fiction, it’s a documentary.  Teenage girls are so mean and savage to each other that it’s amazing any of them make it out alive.

So if you’re asking me, am I surprised that this girl just laid one of her opponents out with an absolute hammer of a right hand smack dab in the middle of the pitch?  No I am not.  The only thing I am surprised about is that she didn’t hop on top of her to scratch her eyes out then take a Snapchat of the dangling retinas and use it to bully her for the next 4 years over AIM instant messenger.

I applaud her restraint.