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Ashton Kutcher Is Trying To Learn Russian So He Can Talk To The Baby In Mila's Native Language


Yahoo!- While Kunis also would not spill the baby’s gender – though she said she does already know and have a name picked out – she did open up about all of her pesky pregnancy cravings and how her future hubby has been handling it all. “I’m very stereotypical,” she said of her food moods. “I eat sauerkraut all day long. … This is the worst craving to have because sauerkraut smells and so every time you open up a jar it just reeks in the whole kitchen. It’s not like ice cream where everything smells lovely.” Kunis said she’s been craving mostly “vinegar-based food,” and when DeGeneres teased that her food mood might indicate it’s a boy, she just said, “Interesting. Okay.” In addition to filling their secondary refrigerator with an array of “weird foods” to anticipate Mila’s cravings, Ashton is trying to learn Russian so that he can participate in speaking to their child in Kunis’s native tongue. “He’s been taking [Russian] classes for probably like six months now,” she explained. “He does it twice a week. A woman comes to the house to give him lessons … it’s really, really great.”

Be more perfect Ashton.  You can’t.  Great looks, great job, great hair, from Iowa and now this.  Running up the score on every other guy in the world doesn’t even begin to describe what Ashton is doing right now.  You guys can have your Tom Bradys and Leo DiCaprios.  They’re nothing in comparison.  Scrubs.  Ashton Kutcher is the perfect human male and this further cements that.  He could’ve taken the easy road and just let Mila speak Russian to the baby and kept speaking English.  Hell, it might’ve even allowed him to be with the baby less with would be okay with me.  Less time with the baby equals more time to myself.  But that’s me.  Yes, we’re both from Iowa which automatically makes us superior to everyone else but we’re still different.  I’m a horrible person.  Ashton is the best person.  So what does he do when he can’t speak Russian to his future baby?  He hits the ground running and starts learning Russian that very second.  Getting one on one lessons twice a week so he’s ready by the time the baby’s born.  How many girls went to finger bang central after hearing about this?  I’m gonna say millions.  Possibly billions.  And did you see what Mila said?  “It’s really, really great.”  She knows she has the perfect fiancée.  She knows she hit the jackpot.  The Royal Couple indeed.