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The Undertaker Is A Stoolie

The Deadman. The Lord of Darkness. The American Bad Ass. Big Evil. The Phenom. The Last Outlaw. The Gunslinger. The Demon of Death Valley.

Yep, he’s a Stoolie too. Just like you and I. Well, maybe I’m using that term too liberally, but ya’ know. Ol’ Take’s just lying in his coffin scrolling through Instagram liking Mason Ramsey rival videos on Barstool. That’s enough for me to declare him a Stoolie.

Pretty fucking unreal what a little newspaper from Boston has turned into, huh? Shoutout Dave. Wow.