The Reviews For My Hotel In Saugus Are Fantastic!

Just checked into my “hotel” in Saugus which is 45 minutes outside of the city. Just a great time all around. Definitely no prostitutes, drug dealers, murderers nope. Everything’s just fine. Everyone else is in the nicest hotel in Boston and your boy is in fucking bumfuck Saugus living the goddamn dream. My will is being tested to the maximum. The escapade I just took to get the merch boxes from the nice hotel in the pouring rain and bring them to the bar was something straight out of the Amazing Race. Dave is trying to murder me, but my soul is unkillable (unless someone at the Red Roof Inn decides otherwise). Bring on the fire (not literally).

Dodgers in 7.