Folks, Step Right Up And Watch The Greatest/Worst Uber Ride Of The Year

I don’t mean this lightly. If I was the driver of that Uber, everyone would be getting the fuccckkk out of my car. The poor guy driving has puke on his seats, on his back, and probably in his hair. Just an outrageous evening for a guy trying to make a few bucks. On no planet is driving uber at night worth it. It just cant be.

On top of the puke, people are making out all over the place and probably cumming on the seats too. That’s what I do when I make out heavy. I cum right there in my britches. Make no mistake about it. That was a heavy makeout session that leads to a healthy and full boner no matter how much booze you’ve consumed. Full throat.

The worst part just might be everyone else yucking it up in the back. You are getting puke in your eyeball, cum on your seats, and the people in the back aren’t helping their friends maintain a certain level of civility. They are doing it for the fucking vine in the back. Uncalled for. Uncouth. Unbelievable. And I think I speak for all of us when I say that I’m thankful that this went down just the way that it did.