Breaking: The Kentucky Boxing Commissioner Has Suspended And Fined Both The Racoon Boy And The Milkman For Their Antics In RNR5. He Is Officially My Favorite Human On Earth

Racoon Boy

MilkMan

So for those of you who bought RNR 5 you will all remember who stole the show. No it wasn’t anybody who fought. It wasn’t Dan or I. Nope it was the Kentucky boxing commissioner who was like a crusty old principal who didn’t want any of the damn kids to have fun on his watch. He was literally running around all night with his hair on fire trying to stop any and all tomfoolery from happening. He took the sweet science so serious that it was killing him watching the ring entrances and basically anything that he didn’t deem as respectful to boxing. Well just when we thought we heard the end of this guy we’ve found out that he has suspended both Racoon Boy and Milk Man’s boxing licenses and fined them both. Racoon Boy for drinking a beer and Milk Man for smoking weed and pouring milk on girls. They received a 100 and 250 dollar fine respectively. Just unreal stuff from the commish acting like this was for the WBO championship of the world. I mean imagine sitting at your desk writing this shit up like it’s life and death? Like I’ll show these wacky kids! Unreal stuff and maybe unintentionally the funniest thing that’s ever happened in the history of Barstool Sports. To quote Don King…Only in America!

And yes the People’s Lawyer may have to get involved here and defend these people in front of the commission.

Double PS – RNR 6 is Friday Night from Jacksonville before Florida vs. Georgia.   It’s a Old Row promoted event, but it will be the usual RNR crew.  Myself and Big Cat will be announcing with Caleb and Rone doing the ring side interviews.