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Aaron Rodgers Needs To Relax, So Here's Danica Patrick In A Variety Of Compromising Positions

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

Danica!!!!! Her hubby Aaron Rodgers is having a rough time out there tonight for the Green Bay Packers! It’s time for him to relax and take lessons from his GF in the art of mellowing out! Try some meditation, Yoga, and a new coach for a change, Aaron! It might help! Win, lose, or draw to the 49ers, Aaron is one lucky guy! That’s all we really got for this blog that took 2.5 minutes to throw together! Hopefully it might, just might be lucky enough to be spread around these Internets on somewhere other than Ol’ Clickbait Smits’ Twitter train which has a measly 8K followers! If only there was a social media platform that spread the good word of ALL of Barstool to MILLIONS?!?!! If only!

Oh well! Actually funny and engaging blogs like the dull, captivating Trump having a painting of himself chillin’ with the GOP Presidents hanging in the White House ain’t nothing compared to the engagement of some wrastling controversy! It’s still real to me, dammit! In the meantime here’s some more pics and SEO keywords for the sexy, hot, beautiful, wet, submissive, Danica Patrick!

PS – OMG look what was “coincidentally” Tweeted out just as this blog was going up! Just a quick glance at that engagement ya think what took so long for the first blog of the day to get it to the masses! Already more Likes and RT’s than any of those 5/7 “blogs” that were posted throughout the day! I mean, look at those Pageviews! LOOK AT THEM!!!