BREAKING: Our Pageviews Dynasty Has Been Shaken Up By The Best In The Blog Business

And that’s that. Now we know what the Patriots feel like. Every. Single. Freaking. Year. It’s tough to stay up on top. In fact, it’s impossible. Nevertheless, twas a solid 3 week run of champions not seen since The Great Kmarko University Professor High Horse/College Douchebag Mac N’ Cheese Streak of ’16 (in fairness Kmarko basically leads the league in Pageviews almost every week). I feel honored to fall to two of the game’s all-time greats – Pres and Kmarko. Some stars shine so bright they fall to third overall. Others think they glimmer more than they actually do and end up burning out consistently to outside of the top 5. All you can do is accept the results and move on. What do the greatest empires since the dawn of civilization all have in common? They all inevitably crumble, or at least fall to a knee from time to time (s/o America). Can’t wait for the rebuild, no, reload.

In the meantime, we just gotta keep on taking the lunchpail to work and grind it out. Not to mention keep on releasing original content that continuously, for whatever reason, does very well on this Internet thingy. Millions on millions of views, but remember, as always – It’s just video games. Doesn’t help the company out one bit. Remember that when someone belittles a coworker’s efforts for no reason. Here’s what we had from this past week, which included an 11.5 hour all-night stream that some might say took away from the Pageviews game. You do what you have to do to survive, and still possibly die in the process.