Crying His Butthole Eyes Out: Ariana Grande And Pete Davidson Split Up

Damn. This really stinks. Hate to see my friends break up. Hopefully, it’s something temporary because you really feel like they had the juice to make it long term and I still do. I think they were made for each other. It’s not often that you find someone that you want to have sex with so much that you think about 9/11 so you dont nut right away when you’re fucking. They had that. They’ll get it back.

Sources close to the former couple tell us AG and PD split this weekend, with both parties acknowledging that it simply was not the right time for their relationship to take off. We’re told the two still have love for each other, but things are over romantically.

Pete is gonna have to move out of their 60k month apartment now. I wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy.