POST GAME BLOG: The Redskins Take Down A Tough Panthers Team At Home To Take Full Control Of The NFC East

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What a game! It’s been well over an hour since it ended so I figured we’d get something up and help others out with their job! How ’bout those ‘Skins?!?! Alex Smith pretending he’s like at Utah again! Josh Norman actually doing something! Vernon Davis showing shades of Maryland! I love the Terps!

I don’t really know what else to add other than acknowledging that my hero David Portnoy has simply done it again!

Great job, Dave! Pay attention to me, PLEASE! I’ll do ANYTHING to make you smile! That includes belittling my co-workers solely just to get a positive rise out of you! #GoPresGo!

Also, forget about a postgame blog, you’d think after previewing the game with a “Live Blog” one would at least live Tweet the biggest game of the season!

“Kind of a big early season game here…”

I agree! Maybe we’ll give the normal ‘Skins blogger the benefit of the doubt! He may have not gotten the blog up because he was exhausted after doing an Electric Chair for the game directly after a weekend in Philly for work doing a Rough N’ Rowdy doc from 6 am that morning, as well as from dawn the day before! That’s how NFC Championship games allegedly don’t get blogged! Oh, wait! That postgame blog that apparantly never happened out of laziness did actually happen – SEE IT HERE!

Oh well! Sources tell Clickbait Smits the normal ‘Skins blogger was on a flight and couldn’t/didn’t get a blog up! He can thank me later for helping him, and BARSTOOL out as a whole! Congrats to the R-words for their temporary hold on first place in the NFC East! CUE THE MUSIC!