Tonight We Have The Biggest Electric Chair In The History Of Electric Chairs For Yankees-Red Sox

Tonight we are making electric chair history, with the largest electric chair in the history of electric chairs. It’s a huge Yankees-Red Sox Game 3 so we’ll have every Red Sox and Yankee fan watching in the office tonight streamed live on the website, and Barstool’s Twitter and Facebook.

It’s not only the biggest rivalry in sports, but also the biggest rivalry in the company in terms of how much representation we have on each side. It’s all the Boston guys- myself, Carrabis, Feits, Coley, Gaz, Hank, and others.   Then the Yankees have the geek squad of Hubbs, Frankie, Tommy, Liz and a bunch of other guys names I don’t know floating around the office in Yankees hats. Willie Colon is the only Yankee fan that could be intimidating but he won’t be here.

It’s going to be a complete shitshow but in the best type of way, so tune in. First pitch at 7:40.