I Would Like To Apologize To The Green Bay Packers And Their Fans

The Packers are getting shut out by the Lions 24-0 after two quarters.

Mason Crosby has missed one, two, THREE field goals. At Ford Field, a dome stadium.

Mason was 10-11 field goals heading into today. So has he lost his mojo?

No, it was his shoe! Guys, don’t worry, he changed his shoes and now everything is going to be ok. He will make the 4th field goal…except we wouldn’t get to see his 4th field goal before halftime because Rodgers lost the ball. For the second time.

I would like to formally apologize to the Green Bay Packers and their fans. Texas beat OU yesterday, and I guess it’s not possible for that to happen AND for the Packers to not play horribly.

Dicker the Kicker made the game-winning field goal for Texas…

… so it would only be natural that Mason Crosby completely shit the bed and miss three field goals in one game for the first time in his career.

I don’t know what’s happening, but somehow, it feels like it’s my fault. I’m sorry. Maybe the second half will be completely electric and we’ll appreciate the win that much more.

Until then, here’s a picture of a puppy to comfort you.