Yankee Fans Are Scum Of The Earth Trash Bag Human Beings

It’s that time of the year again, folks. It’s time for all the douchebags who wear Yankee hats as a fashion accessory to flock to Yankee Stadium and pretend like they’ve been following the team all year long when they can only name three players. They take it upon themselves to act like complete shitheads and ruin it for the real fans who have been following the team all year, while not acting like complete shitheads.

It’s a tradition as old as time. October rolls around, the Yankees become relevant again to all of the fake ass fans, and then they turn Yankee Stadium into the “Bronx Zoo” which is really just a deflective way to say, “We are all a bunch of scumbag assholes.” These are the same people who scream about 27 rings until their faces turn blue celebrating having to play in a one-game playoff because they finished in second place. Fuck these people.