h/t Pat McAfee, former punter for the Indianapolis Colts. Not sure what he’s been up to since then but he’s a great Twitter follow
I’m not much of an outdoorsman, I prefer the comfort of a couch to the coldness of a box stand, but I didn’t even know this shit was possible. Not one part of it. I didn’t know you could throw an eagle and I certainly didn’t know eagles could fucking pick up a goddamn deer.
In fact, this is the best argument I’ve ever seen against guns. You want to hunt? You want to think you’re a badass? Fine, do it by throwing animals at another animals. That makes you a real man. Hell, this isn’t even strictly reserved for hunting. Get rid of all guns and fuckin’ fight wars this way. You want to fight America? Fine, get ready for an onslaught of Accipitridae, the likes of which this world hasn’t seen since Hogwarts’ last acceptance letters went out.
It’s just tough as hell, is my point. Throwing animals at other animals is hardcore and metal as fuck. Just like Harry Potter references.