YouTube – Join Florian ‘Venom’ Kohler once again as he embarks on an ambitious world trickshot tour that spans 9 countries, 5 weeks, and over 300 trickshots. From the casinos of Las Vegas to the mountains in China, Florian pushes innovation to defy the laws of physics at every turn.
Wildly impressive. Which is even more of a compliment because I’m pretty sure I’ve never hated anyone more than this Hipster Harry Potter here. Dude’s name is Florian and his shit eating grin just reeks of hubris. Oh, you get paid handsomely to do trick shots on mini-pool tables around the globe? Cool story bro. I got piss drunk on Saturday during the day then went home by myself and ended up building a fort in my room. Dare you to say who has the better life, especially now that Fort Smitty has a TV within its sheets.
Plus wearing a pool glove for mini-billiards is about as douchehammer of a move you can do. Ranks up there with wearing batting gloves while playing whiffle ball or confidently showing up to a professional football tryout on turf in sneakers.
Also did this blog because it’s the perfect excuse to play the classic pool hall clip from The Fresh Prince. Wish I was good enough to break out a Lucille.
RIP Uncle Phil.