1-1,058. I like those odds. We can be going till sunrise or until the sun explodes. It doesn’t matter. STREAM UNTIL VICTORY OR DEATH: Fortnite vs. Smitty (vs. Life).
The stench of failure is a mighty one, folks. And I reek. Bad. I can’t in good conscience go forward at this rate of pure, unmitigated disaster. I’ve put in WAY too much time, effort, energy, heart, soul, and sack into the war of Fortnite to only have 1 victory. After 1,059 (sanctioned) matches, it’s unacceptable. And that’s all I can stands and I can’t stands no more. We’re getting that fucking #2. I don’t care if it takes 5 minutes or until the sun explodes. It took me 956 games to get #1. I don’t care if it takes me 956,000,000 to get the next. We’re getting #2 while streaming tonight possibly thru when the next Mayan calendar ends. Or we’re dying trying.
Twitch.tv/BarstoolSports. Guaranteed victory. And there are no guaranteed victories unless victory is guaranteed. Especially if Sniper Smitty comes out, or stays in the shadows. There will be no survivors.
PS – ICYMI we’re back and fully loaded on Twitch, obviously. Here is our first dance back in the saddle:
PPS – If my heart stops around hour 56, somebody please notify someone. Thank you in advance.
PPPS – 8 hrs and 41 minutes later…it’s all about heart.