Conor McGregor Posts Video Stuffing Takedowns And Knocking Out Sparring Partners - Coincidentally, I Have A Boner
There’s a few of us left at the office right now on this gloomy Tuesday evening. I’m stressing out a little about the Pup Punk show we’ve got next week, Frankie and I are frantically looking for the rug we put under his drum kit to practice with (seems it was thrown out by the construction crew of The Barstool Sports Advisors #BeAdvised) – we’re just having a bit of a hectic day and tensions are running high at HQ. But in just 29 seconds, all of that tension escaped my body.
I’ve reached an internal zen, and an external climax, because the Champ Champ just shared some of his training camp for UFC 229 with myself, and with the world. And folks,,, he’s lookin’ good.
“Yeah Bob obviously he’s looking good he wouldn’t upload footage of himself looking bad”
SHUT THE FUCK UP, HOMESLICE. He’s lookin’ good. Great, even. Not a single mothafucka can take him down. Not a single mothafucka can take his shots. He looks to be a King in his prime, and I’m more than ready to watch that King take back what is his on October 6th in Las Vegas, Nevada.
See you soon Khabab. You. Are. FUCKED!