Camo Chameleon: Air Force Colonel Arrested For Grooving Too Hard At Boy George Concert

Sir… Sir! Sir!

From the Air Force Times:

An Air Force colonel who was unable to handle the raging intensity of a Boy George concert last week in Kettering, Ohio, was arrested for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest after attempting to rush the stage.

Col. Mark Eugene Muth, 57, assigned to the command surgeon general’s office at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, was taken into custody Sept. 5 by Kettering Police for allegedly “causing a disturbance by shoving people in an attempt to get closer to the stage area,” according to the Dayton Daily News.

Going off actual concert footage from Kettering, OH, it’s easy to understand how the colonel got carried away. You have a little too much Franzia, that electronic harmonica sound from Karma Chameleon starts groovin’ and next thing you know you’ve lost total control of your feet. Suddenly you’re in the front row & these normie civilian do-nothings want to kill your vibe. Well they’re all a bunch of squares. That’s when you cross into the booze, hop on stage & show them what the Air Force is made of. Panties are going to drop faster than an F-16 on NAS.

It didn’t quite work out for him in the end, but I consider this a friendly reminder that even military members of the highest ranks are only human & therefore also unable to resist the sweet grooves of George, Boy.