Breaking: Mariah Carey Can Sing Again!

WOW! What a voice! What a stage presence! What a high-quality video that was filmed through a shoe! Everyone knows I’m a big Mariah fan. That’s why I have decided to let you know what my top Mariah songs are. How exciting!

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I dont wanna overstate this but I fell in love with Mariah Carey because of this video. Like, there’s a time in my life when I would have considered her my girlfriend. I would listen to this video and have picnics with myself. Of course, I would pack a lunch that was befitting our queen. What would I pack? Boar’s Head meats. Nice, soft and spreadable cheeses. Goat if it was available. Not meat. Cheese. Talkin goat cheese. After my meal was over, I would listen to the song again and swim in the retention pond by my house. Lovely. Dont worry. I brought sunscreen.

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Maybe the best rap verse of all time is in this song. I’d love to go on a rollercoaster with young Mariah.

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXxRyNvTPr8

Possibly the greatest combination of voices the world has ever known all mixed together on one raw track.

Overall, hearing Mariah hit those high notes made me start my afternoon on a high note. I hope it does the same for you.