Now Phil Mickelson Is Posting Selfies On Twitter

Marketing team: Hi Phil we’re doing this twitter thing so if anybody asks, you’re on twitter.

Phil: Will this make me more money?

Marketing team: Yes.

Phil: And this is a legal way to make money?

Marketing team: Yes.

Phil:

Marketing team: Hi Phil we posted your first tweets today.

Phil: Let me see them.

Marketing team: [Hands Phil the phone]

Phil: [Reads thread]

Phil: This is what you guys came up with?

Marketing team: Yes.

Phil: Give me the phone.

Phil:

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Marketing team: Phil, we can’t convince people it’s you tweeting.

Phil:

And this, my friends, is how two 40-somethings who are on the back nine of their careers promote a Vegas golf match. It ain’t pretty but I’m sure it’s effective.