Mike Francesa Rings The Opening Bell Of The Stock Exchange And The Dow Jones Immediately Goes Through The Roof

Did Numbah One to it again or did Numbah One do it again? What a gracious move by Mike to take a break from saving a radio station to save the stock market. Granted I don’t know what the Dow Jones actually is and I realize the numbers immediately went back down. But the Dow climaxing at 10 am on what will forever be known as the Francesa Fulcrum on Wall Street is why he gets paid the big bucks. I’ll save the deeper financial details for Large. I’m just here to talk about Mike Francesa and the Francesa bump he gave to the economy just now. Apparently the mush only applies to every sports take he ever nevuh said.

In case all this wasn’t enough, tomorrow Mike will also be unleashing the Mike’s On app that’s going to blow every mind in Silicon Valley while being treated like a God during his annual show from Bar A on the Jersey Shore. GOAT stay the GOAT. You know why Mike Francesa always wins? Because other people can’t keep their eyes off his hand placement in every photo he takes.

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I will also never get over that Mike chose the picture from the OG Numbah One shirt as the logo for his app that is definitely not Twitter and definitely not Audio Roadshow 2.0.