A Lot Of People Are Saying I'm The Best Little League Player They've Ever Seen

So in honor of the Little League World Series I tweeted this clip of a young Dave Portnoy just demolishing a baseball in the 89 Ma State Final. This highlighted a 6 run inning and drew us within two. But more importantly people are literally freaking out about my swing. Just cumming themsevles talking about what a beautiful stroke I had. Ah ya no doy. You don’t win the triple crown having a bad swing. I guess in these hectic times it’s just nice to see a swing that is as timeless as the tides themselves.