So last night 2 Chainz got married to his longtime girlfriend Kesha Ward in Miami and it was a star studded affair. Celebrities all over the place to help Kesha and Tity Boi celebrate their big day. The best thing to come out of it was Lil Wayne and Kanye West just kickin’ it like pals. Just a couple of music icons presumably tearing up the dance floor to wedding classics such as “Shout” and “Don’t Stop Believin'” What a scene that must’ve been. It makes my heart happy to see two of the GOATs interacting in any way. What were Kanye and Kim saying to Weezy about that plate of food? I have no clue but I’ve watched it 75 times. I would pay $500 just for a copy of a transcript of what was talked about last night between Kanye and Lil Wayne.
Big shoutout to Lil Wayne for having no idea where he is or what’s going on since 2004. Joe DiMaggio’s hit streak doesn’t hold a can to Wayne’s So High I Don’t Know Where I Am But I’m Still Cooler Than Everybody streak. He really is a martian cause he’s on a different planet at all times.
Look this guy
Dude looks like he forgot to buy a suit so he stole a waiter’s uniform. Legend.
Another shoutout to Kanye for wearing slippers to the wedding. A true fashion icon.
It’s gotta be tough to have a wedding and invite Kim Kardashian. No way no how would I invite her to my wedding if I were the bride. I’d invite Kanye and not give him a +1. Sorry Kim. Cause I guarantee nobody was looking at anything last night except Kim in that neon dress. That was the main attraction. The bride? What bride? What are we doing here? Where are we again? Mercy, Kim.