Let's Check In To See How Our Old Pals In The Pornhub Comments Are Doing These Days
It’s a Friday afternoon in the middle of August. As a hockey blogger, there is absolute jack shit to write about so I figured I’d bring back an old friend. This isn’t going to be a weekly thing. Hell, it may never even happen again. But because I love each and every single one of you, I decided that the time is right to treat everybody to some good ol’ fashion Pornhub Comments of the Week. Let the freaktivities begin.
Ah yes, a tale as old as time. Works every time.
“I wish incest porn had a more mainstream appeal” – Morty Smith
Alright so there’s obviously a ton to unpack in this comment right here so I figure it’s best to go about it in chronological order. For starters–I disagree with shaming people for eating cereal straight out of the bag. I mean obviously you can’t pour milk in there and treat it like an actual bowl of cereal. But are you in a rush or just need a quick little snack? No big deal in grabbing a quick handful of cereal.
Secondly–I really hope these people don’t exist in real life but if you are somebody who pours the milk into the bowl before the cereal, just know that you need to be sterilized immediately. We can’t have that type of behavior going on. We live in a society, people. Milk first = cereal killer shit. Did you get that pun? Good. Moving on.
Lastly–as somebody who eats a bowl of cereal every morning for breakfast, I can tell you that shit ain’t cheap. It starts to really add up on that grocery bill especially when you’re pouring some heavy ass bowls. So the thought of all this wasted cereal really just hit way too close to home for me. I feel like there has to be something we can do about this. If you’re going to be wasting all that cereal, the least you can do is donate some to those in need.
This is the side of the incest shit that nobody ever discusses. These videos are destroying families all across the globe. It’s tragic, really.
For context–the lead actress in this particular video was wearing an Anthony Davis jersey. And since this is Barstool SPORTS, after all, I felt obligated to include this one.
First of all, CreamyMustard, it’s 2018 so there’s nothing wrong with that. But yeah, rly maeks u think.
So that’s why Mantis decided to go back to school for his final semester. Makes sense now.
I mean… that’s just financially irresponsible. I understand acting in the heat of the moment but when all is said and done, you’re gonna be pretty pissed you need to shell out the money to replace that slide out cutting board. Just wish they’d be more careful is all.
Very few places in the world are more ruthless than the Pornhub comment section. Goddamn.
Turns out that crankin’ shaft is a great way to stay in shape. This dude is doing a daily 5k. Probably beats the shit out of paying for a monthly gym membership as well.
And that’ll wrap up this special edition of Pornhub Comments of the Week. Hope it was as good for you as it was for me. Have a great weekend, everybody. And remember to stay sexy out there.