Rick Pitino Of Strippers In Louisville's Dorm Fame Didn't Know His Horse Was Named After A Striptease

[Courier-Journal] - “It was unbeknownst to me,” Pitino said. “I have absolutely no clue about the name of this horse. He (Spitcaufsky) doesn’t even know I’m a basketball coach. … It never dawned on me that Party Dancer is a striptease act.”

Ricky P! Stay hot, my man. Stay hot. As the great Ronnie from Jersey Shore once told us, deny, deny, deny. I saw this last week as Pitino’s horse named Party Dancer won out at Del Mar – no word on if he is a better horse than Handsome Hank or Weird Haircut Seth though.

Now, I thought perhaps that was a big enough story to blog but I decided not to. I mean, we don’t make those jokes around here anymore. But, I will joke about Rick Pitino having no idea that his horse was named Party Dancer. There’s just something about strippers and Rick Pitino that he never has any idea about I guess.

How does Pitino’s co-owner have no idea that he was a basketball coach? Oh, Rick Pitino? Never heard that name before. Must just be a random Italian guy in Kentucky with some money. That is almost the weirdest part of this story and not Pitino owning a horse named for a striptease.

I need Pitino on Twitter now.