Well, big day around my house. As you know, my handyman Miguel isnt returning my calls. I have no idea why. I tip well. I’m kind. I offer to let him use my facilities if he needs to (bathroom). Hell, I even offer him a locally sourced sparkling water to wet his whistle when he looks really sweaty. Because of Miguel and my contentious relationship, I haven’t had a chance to install a new water softener. Until now. I hopped on the ole youtube and learned how to do it myself. I took the old one out and put the new one in. Mind you, it is extremely hot in San Antonio right now so I was sweaty as a pig in heat!

Googling pigs in heat is dangerous. Took me a while to find a picture of a pig in heat without a penis exposed. I know you are at work so I’m keepin this PG. That’s my promise to you in Mystery Blogs. No pig dicks. No pig pussies.

As I finished up one job, wouldnt you know it, the Fed Ex guy delivered a brand new loveseat sofa bed. Large box and I aint talkin about your momma, folks. So, while I was sweaty and already pretty winded, I had to lug that fucker to my office, remove my old love seat, put my old loveseat in my bedroom, put a large ottoman that was in my bedroom upstairs in the game room, and then put together the new loveseat sofa bed. I’m not great at instructions but I put that fucker together to the best of my ability. It looks nice!

Not bad! The only reason I got the loveseat sofa bed is because sometimes after radio, I have a few ideas for some blogs so I type those out. It’s nice to write blogs that are topical and timely. No one likes blogs that are just essentially a pointless rambling of happenstance events. I know I dont. But what they do like is a man with a simple yet tastefully designed home office. Check.

Anyway, the loveseat sofa bed looks nice and fits the decor of my office pretty well. I’m happy with it. The old green loveseat wasnt very comfy and it didnt have a sleeper option. Not good. Let’s all forget about that. The new loveseat sofa bed is here and my office is finally complete. Pretty sick.

And if that song wasnt enough entertainment in a mystery blog, here’s a link to Usher’s smash hit My Way that was released in 1997. Timeless. Incredible.