I naturally assumed the government had high level, facial recognition software at their disposal in today’s day and age. But to see it so readily available to be inserted into robots with creepy little baby hands whose only job consists of locating Waldo then the shit the Big Boys got in their mitts is so much further along than I anticipated.
Luckily for us, they don’t have a clue how to make a robot even point remotely like a normal human yet. I mean look at this scrub.
Just mashing his little Feitelberg hand against the page like a goddamn idiot. How can we even be sure he pointed at Waldo when he just mushed his whole stupid hand against a whole section of that beach? This thing isn’t even close to being a real threat yet, so if Big Science is reading this – and I know they are – please stop putting forth concerted efforts towards improving upon this technology. Let’s say we shift focus to get some of these diseases up outta here and leave the highly advanced robotics to the movies and the future. Let them deal with the apocalyptic fallout that comes with it.