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A Herd Of Cows Helped Chase A Woman Through A Field As The Cops Tried To Arrest Her

What a bunch of snitches those cows are huh? That was bullshit. Not doing her any favors out there as she tried to get away from the fuzz. Play it cool for her one time, guys. I mean the cops were gonna catch that lady no matter what because helicopters are a thing that exist but the cows made it so much easier for them. The dude in the helicopter kept using the cows as a point of reference during the chase. “Hey just follow the cows cause the cows are following her.” Everything was working against in her in that field.

She had to be TERRIFIED while she was running. Think about that. We had night vision or infrared goggles or whatever so we could clearly see where all the cows were and that they were following right behind her. Not her. Running away from the cops is scary enough (yeah I drank in high school and was at a few parties that get busted and had to run from the 5-0, I’m a badass) but she was just out there in the field in the pitch black and heard giant animals following her as she ran. That one got close enough to kick her in the face. Terrifying.